#10

NaoSouONight:I saw one of those commercials with those clothes that don't get wet, you know?
 NaoSouONight:How they throw pepsi and water on them, showing that it just bounces off.
NaoSouONight:First thought was: "Man, those clothings are perfect for killing people."
NaoSouONight:What if you jump in a pool? Do you just break your face as if you hit concrete? 

NaoSouONight:...

NaoSouONight:Shut up y'all, makes sense.

 NaoSouONight:Well, I saw a lot of morning cartoons, and I think you are wrong.
NaoSouONight:Next thing you gonna tell me is that when you walk off a cliff you don't float a bit around, look down, reflect on your mistake and then you fall into a big cloud of dust.