#11

NaoSouONight:It is always time for jokes.
 NaoSouONight:Unless it is a clown funeral. Ironically.

#10

NaoSouONight:I saw one of those commercials with those clothes that don't get wet, you know?
 NaoSouONight:How they throw pepsi and water on them, showing that it just bounces off.
NaoSouONight:First thought was: "Man, those clothings are perfect for killing people."
NaoSouONight:What if you jump in a pool? Do you just break your face as if you hit concrete? 

NaoSouONight:...

NaoSouONight:Shut up y'all, makes sense.

 NaoSouONight:Well, I saw a lot of morning cartoons, and I think you are wrong.
NaoSouONight:Next thing you gonna tell me is that when you walk off a cliff you don't float a bit around, look down, reflect on your mistake and then you fall into a big cloud of dust.

#9

NaoSouONight:A former friend of mine used to tell me how he had a voice in his head that talked about death
NaoSouONight:How it always said "Don't kill that guy! It is not worth it!"
 NaoSouONight:Needless to say, I don't talk to that dude anymore.
 NaoSouONight:I mean, when the voice in your head tell you to kill people, that is normal in it's own way
 NaoSouONight:But when the voice tells you NOT TO, then what the shit.

#8

NaoSouONight:Am I a rambler?
 NaoSouONight:What exactly is rambling anyway?
 NaoSouONight:What defines it.
 NaoSouONight:...
 NaoSouONight:Good god I ramble.
 NaoSouONight:Well, in light of recent uncovered facts about myself, I'll take some time to rethink my life.

#7

NaoSouONight:I could teach kids.
NaoSouONight:Despite the fact that they are annoying little shits
 NaoSouONight:It is fun dealing with them.

NaoSouONight:A kid in a store once asked me why grown ups shave their beards

NaoSouONight:I looked around and saw his parents weren't close, so I said "Well, when we don't, the beard grows really big, takes over the body and kills you and runs away."

NaoSouONight:Then I looked at his father and said. "That guy for example, he doesn't has too much time. He better shave that thing soon."

 NaoSouONight:Then the kid cried and it really cheered me up for the rest of the day.

#6

NaoSouONight:I was told that girls don't poop, they just release a pink colored smoke and smells like rainbows.
 NaoSouONight:Or so I overheard some kids talking with their parents.
NaoSouONight:I mean, what kind of shitty parents tell that to a kid.
 NaoSouONight:And what kind of shitty dumbass kid believes it.
 

#5

NaoSouONight:Well, you are going to fail.
NaoSouONight:Because of me. Well, it is actually because of you.
 NaoSouONight:I am just a consequence of your actions.
 NaoSouONight:Like hurricanes and butterflies.