Saturday, February 22, 2014

#23

NaoSouONight: On another note, I made a bow.
NaoSouONight: Had to break out the power tools and everything.
NaoSouONight: Now I gotta make arrows.
NaoSouONight: I need it.
Tsuppo: Like, a legit bow?
NaoSouONight: Yeah.
koopashell: What's your fletching level, nao?
Tsuppo: Cool
NaoSouONight: What?
koopashell: And what wood did you use? I prefer yew bows
NaoSouONight: I used wood from trees.
koopashell: Runescape reference, btw
NaoSouONight: I don't know what kind of ****ing wood. I don't know what kind of cat I have, how would I know the wood.

#22

NaoSouONight: Are you saying that steam lies?
NaoSouONight: How dare you.

NaoSouONight: Steam does nothing but give to us. Steam is a good person.

#21

NaoSouONight: Geez, some people.
NaoSouONight: They are just so inconsiderate.
gerheart: sorry, but your offense won't work on me
NaoSouONight: You could pretend.
NaoSouONight: Make me feel better.
gerheart: alright, how's this:
NaoSouONight: You insensitive jerk.
gerheart: how dare you!
gerheart: you insensitive prick!
NaoSouONight: That is better.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

#20

NaoSouONight:Hey!
NaoSouONight:That man is a hero!
NaoSouONight:He died so he could power bomb Jesus and stop the rapture.
NaoSouONight:You laugh now, but did the
NaoSouONight:rapture happen?
NaoSouONight:No.    

#19

NaoSouONight:I know how to tell chinese, japanese, and korean apart.
NaoSouONight:Chinese is like those really crammed up and angry squiggles
NaoSouONight:Korean squiggles have more space for themselves and look like weird emoticons
NaoSouONight:And japanese is whatever isn't chinese or korean
NaoSouONight:I am smart. 

Friday, June 21, 2013

#18

NaoSouONight:Why you people hate coffee?
NaoSouONight:You don't sound like you like coffee
NaoSouONight:Fancy little shit aren't ya?
NaoSouONight:Isn't espresso the pure coffee one?
NaoSouONight:No milk no sugar?
NaoSouONight:That is how I like it too.
NaoSouONight:I call it coffee.     

#17

NaoSouONight:My grandpa drank the blood of his dead enemies.
NaoSouONight:And cachaça.
NaoSouONight:But it was mostly cachaça.
NaoSouONight:We still don't know what killed him.
NaoSouONight:Could have been the bullet, or maybe, MAYBE, it was all the cachaça that he drank until that one point, where his body could no longer take it. 
NaoSouONight:The bullet is the official reason, though.